thebootydiaries:

me,wandering the moors of ireland,jabbing a stick into various bogs: hozier if you’re in there i need you to come out and make new music please

(Source: fiiyerotigelaar, via confirmance)

getoffmybloghoe:

no mom it’s art *continues to glue cheetos onto the dog*

(via confirmance)

jodiefoster:

me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it

(via confirmance)

lehonello:

Y’all too old to be saying you don’t like vegetables and/or water.

(via ruinedchildhood)